Get Paid $6800 to Watch Every Episode of the Simpsons

Doh! Eat my shorts! Ohhh Homie. These are things you will see and hear if you are selected for this dream job: The Simpsons Series Analyst. I should note the money is great: $6800, but there are soooo many episodes of the Simpsons. Like 280 hours worth. But if you're serious you can apply here