Tweets That Will Make You Laugh From Parents That Need Some Alone Time!

Not the Nanny@not_thenanny
I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.
That Mom Tho@mom_tho
parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed
Snarky Mommy@SnarkyMommy78
Quarantine level: I let my 3yo play with playdoh before 8am and I didn’t even try to stop her when she started combining colors cause it gave me a few min of peace and quiet
Vision Bored@VisionBored1
Don’t tell my kids but when I say they can play video games as a reward for being done their schoolwork the reward is for me and the reward is silence and being left alone
✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿Ohio mom of two@OhioMomoftwo
Husband and kids go out for a walk.
Me: Ahhhhhhh....peace and quiet!
Neighbor: This is a perfect time for circular saw use.
Divergent Mama@Divergentmama
Homeschooling Tip: if you count Tiktok in their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes you might get a few hours alone in peace.
Rodney Lacroix@RodLacroix
[8 AM]
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: Why didn't you wake me?
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking
7 got mad at me and didn't talk to me for a while hour.
How do I make all 3 of them mad at me so I get a good solid hours peace?
Wrong answers only.
Moderately Mom@momtribevibe
Live ~ Laugh ~ Lock yourself in the bathroom and enjoy some alone time today. You deserve it.
Kristen Mei Chase@thatkristen
If you see a car sitting in an abandoned parking lot, just know it's probably a mom, trying to get some peace, quiet, and work done. #Quarantine

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