She looks like Cindy Lauper in 1984
You noticed his underwear was outside his pants today
She wore platform shoes to gym class
Every day is tiara day
Your neighbors just called CPS on you
He’s a combination for Spiderman and Superman
He’s got on his football uniform and football season is over
It looks like she raided Lady Gaga’s wardrobe closet
She got detention from the fashion police
He’s the most popular kid at the playground
She’s wearing your heels
They’re happy, you’re mortified